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post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old 08-21-03, 07:51 PM Thread Starter
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Hey guys check out what someone is trying to sell on ebay...

"FORD EA FALCON SEDAN. EXCELLENT CONDITION AIR CONDITION POWER STEER ALLOY MAGS LADY DRIVER I'M ONLY SELLING BECAUSE I GOT GIVEN A NEW CAR AS A GIFT. THIS VEHICLE HAS NEVER MISSED A BEAT. IT HAS COSTS ME NOTHING EXCEPT TYRES, BRAKES AND PETROL SINCE I BOUGHT IT IN 1996. IT IS VERY ECONOMINAL AND SAFE. IT IS LIGHT BLUE WITH MAG WHEELS AND LOOKS GREAT. REGO IS DUE IN OCTOBER, HOWEVER THERE ARE NO PROBLEMS WITH THIS CAR AND I WILL SELL IT WITH A PINK SLIP OR I WILL PUT 12 MONTHS REGO ON IT AND ADJUST THE SALE PRICE ACCORDINGLY. i'M SURE THE FIRST TO SEE IT WILL BUY IT.
Starting bid AU $10,500.00
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Manufacturer: Ford Kilometers: 280000 km
Model: Falcon Date of Manufacture: 1991
Type: Sedan"

Now is that rediculous or what? $10.5k with that many km's on the clock, try $1.5k dude!

If you guys want to check it out the link is below. By the way it has no pics.

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI....category=29691
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Only petrol, tyres and brakes since 1996 - what about oil changes?!?!?!?!

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bwahahaha

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post #4 of 14 (permalink) Old 08-21-03, 09:00 PM
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wow going on that price my EA must be worth $30k

Ive been described as a vault of usless random knowledge.

Ill take it as a complement i think.............
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Then what is my EL worth
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No servicing since 1996 ? must be near stuffed by now

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Yep, other than the price, I'd be worried about the consequences of that lack of care. It's the same story with a friend of mine who bragged his AU Falcon Forte made it over 100,000 kms without as much as an oil change... but God help the poor bastard who owns the car next, has heaps of problems and then goes around saying Fords are '****'.

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i did a 40,000km service on a VX the other day that still had the factory fitted oil filter on it...no services since new, not even the free 1500km...

and a guy at work used to work at a place that had V6 rodeo work cars, no services in 70,000 for on of them!!!!

the motor died - the cams seized in the head, the whole bottom end was FUBAR, obviously not warranty, had to source a second hand V6 from the wreckers for $9000, and thats not a typo - Rodeo motors and auto transmissions are stupidly expensive!

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Hmm good luck lady....

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That's gotta be a joke. 280,000 k's, $10,500.

She can't be serious. Had a good laugh though.

Wonder what sort of car she got "as a gift". Might be a high class hooker!

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