Blue Blooded Ford Man
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Riverina, NSW. Falcon country
My Old Man has an engineering shop, and along with all the normal jokes about Welding Sparks, Sky Hooks and left handed screwdrivers, there was one classic that comes to mind.
We just had a new Apprentice start. He thought he was Gods gift to women. So, over lunch one day, my Dad starts talking about our Tradesmans sister coming to town. The apprentice ears popped up like a horny dog. During the next couple of days, we kept telling the apprentice that this girl was stunning. So he started asking the Tradesman about her. Now, the tradesman was a 6ft tall, 3ft wide Italian. Big guy.
So, a couple of days later the apprentice asks the tradesman if he could take his sister out. He said sure, no problem.
We told the apprentice that he should take her out dancing, as she likes that. So, the next day, the tradesman asks the apprentice where he wants to take her. He says to the local nightclub for a night of dancing.
The tradesman pipes up and goes off his nut. "What the hell are you on about, do you have no morals???" The apprentice starts cowering and says whats wrong with dancing?
Nothing wrong with dancing he yells, but my sister has no Fu@king LEGS!!! and picks up a shifter and throws it at him.
The apprentice does a runner up the road. For the next couple of days, the apprentice stays on the other side of the shed from him, shit scared.
Then my Dad made them come clean with the apprentice, as no work was getting done. The tradesman told him that he had no sister, and it was all a joke.
It was pretty funny that week at work.
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