xr8power

It's sooo funny when you're arguing with some Holden head when you unload a heap of classic slogans on him, leaving the loser stumped for a comeback! Here are a couple of common ones-feel free to add-

-FORD First On Race Day
-HSV I just don't want one
-On the seventh day, god created FORD
-Generation 3- just make sure you have shares in an oil company!

Troutman

hehe there's plenty of them, but I think that for every Holden joke there are at least 2 Ford jokes...

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rod

how about
Fixed
Or
Repaird
Daily

F**k*d
On
Race
Day

regards
rod

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rod

sorry forgot one more

Found
On
Rubish
Dump's

regards
rod

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barry_v

I like the Repco one..

Rip
Every
Poor
****
Off

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EFJase

I HATE that one.
Its all my mates can think of.

"err fixed or repared daily" they say
to which my reply is "and what car do you drive?"
And they say "F$%^ off mann i way rather drive my 1979 HZ 186 3spd auto, than drive a heapa ford"
Me says "lets have a race"
then dead silence descends apon us, and topic is changed



I recon my favourite anti holden one is;

Hype
Sells
Vehicles


Jase

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EFJase

They need to comfort themselves knowing that they payed too much for their overpriced, over rated, commo:s5

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PHoeNiX_EB

Recomended Every Part Comes Off

Hope Our Luck Doesnt End Now. (It appears it has)
Holes Oil Leaks Dents Engine Noise. (Must be a Gen3)
Horendous Oil Loss Dam Engine Nackered. (Antoher Gen3)

Helps Shag Virgins!
Has Shocking Vibrations.

For Only Race Drivers
For Old Race Drivers
Fat Old Rusting Dinosaur

blueoval

I HATE that one.
Its all my mates can think of.

"err fixed or repared daily" they say
to which my reply is "and what car do you drive?"
And they say "F$%^ off mann i way rather drive my 1979 HZ 186 3spd auto, than drive a heapa ford"
Me says "lets have a race"
then dead silence descends apon us, and topic is changed



I recon my favourite anti holden one is;

Hype
Sells
Vehicles


Jase [/QUOTE]

I agree with ya jase, it seems like what ever the holden car they own they have to be a band wagon supporter. They are a bunch of knuckle dragging neanderthals. FORD's rule

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