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Old 04-09-2004, 06:11   #1 (permalink)
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GIRL: I have sinned a great sin. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.
PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?

GIRL: Well, he kissed me.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

GIRL: .. Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he put his hand in my bra.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he had sex with me!
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

GIRL: .Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he told me he has AIDS.
PSYCHIATRIST: The BASTARD!
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Old 04-09-2004, 06:21   #2 (permalink)
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Re: funny joke

a pirate walks into a bar with a ships steering wheel hanging from his neck. the bartender goes, "say mr. pirate, why do you have ships steering wheel hanging around you neck?" the pirate says, "ARRR! it drives me nuts!"
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......*backs away slowly* :p
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looks at mongrelEB and does the same..........
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Oh come on! they were funny
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uhhhh.....yeah........ im goin to bed now....
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Where does a pirate keep his cookies?

In his cookie jaarrrrrrr!
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......*backs away slowly* :p
Slowly!!....run for life!!... we have a maniac and a psycho trying to make a funny and be a joke...(juustt kidding guuys)
*me hides under the bed*
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Oh come on! they were funny
I highlighted the key word in that sentence. Perhaps they once were funny but, alas, they are no longer.
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