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Old 10-31-2001, 19:40   #1 (permalink)
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Funny Joke that is CLEAN!

The war on terrorism took a strange and sad turn Friday as airline officials at O'Hare International Airport refused to let a 73-year-old grandmother board her plane. She had in her possession two, six-inch knitting needles.
Apparently, authorities were worried that she might knit an Afghan .
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That is FUNNY!!!!!!!! me likes!!:s6:
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Old 11-01-2001, 10:37   #3 (permalink)
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/me shakes my head........:err:




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Old 11-02-2001, 01:00   #4 (permalink)
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this ones borderline tim.

theres a barman standing behind the bar, cleaning glasses with a cloth, when the door opens, and a snail crawls in, the barman watches the snail and 2 hours later the snail crawls up onto the bar and asks for a pitcher of duff. the barman looks at him and says, "what the" get out of here and flicks the snail out of the door. 2 years later the door opens and the snail crawls back in, the barman watches the snail as it crawls back up onto the bar. the snail say's "what did you do that for".
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That one was BAAAAAAAAD! Ha ha ha ha ha
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