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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 08-21-03, 09:53 PM Thread Starter
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Funny joke, I hope its not a repost

Got this E-Mail today, it was actually a Spam message... And had a virus but it contained a joke that was funny none the less



An 85 year old man is at the doc's having his annual checkup. The doctor asks
him how he's feeling.

"Never better!" he replies. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's
pregnant with my child! What do you think about that?"

The doctor considers this for a moment, then says, "Well, let me tell you a
story... I know a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season. But one
day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead
of his gun. So he's walking in the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a
beaver in some brush in front of him! He raises up his umbrella, points it at
the beaver and squeezes the handle. *BAM* The beaver drops dead in front of
him."

"That's impossible!" said the old man in disbelief, "Someone else must have
shot that beaver."

"Exactly."
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Re: Funny joke, I hope its not a repost

Heh heh...

I hope all good things dont come with viruses

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haha

Wont apply for me of course. Ive got wicked sperm(tm) :D

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Not as wicked as my friends, he knocked up a girl while he was wearing a condom... AND she was on the pill !

Chances of that happening: 0.
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lol - that is really funny shit
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