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Funny-Most things have a gender you know !

If you're like most people, common everyday items look inert to you. But what you may not know is that many have a gender. For example...

Freezer bags -
Male, because they hold everything in but you can see right through them.

Photocopier -
Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc, if the wrong buttons are pushed.

Tyre -
Male, because it goes bald and often it's over inflated.

Hot Air Balloon -
Male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under its arse and, of course, there's the hot air part.

Sponges -
Female, because they're soft and squeezable and retain water.

Web page -
Female, because they're always getting hit on.

London Underground -
Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

Hourglass -
Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

Hammer -
Male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

Remote control -
Female...
Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider -
It gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!

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clever and very funny that
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Scary thing is the remote thing is true!

What has the world come to?
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Hahaha Classic!

How true is the Hourglass one!

Would you like to change your name to Homer Junior? People can call you Hoju.
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Very smartly done... havent seen that one before. :D

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Hehehe thats excellent !
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Hahahahaha Sooooo true ..... especially the freezer bag



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Re: Funny-Most things have a gender you know !

very clever and funny indeed will need to remember that one in future.

cars are a lethal weapon,your not invinsible when you get into one,and no matter how much skill you think you have,you are never in control you are always on the edge of death it may not happen today but if you keep driving like you do,you too will end up dead!
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