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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 10-24-01, 09:15 AM Thread Starter
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A funny story

Check this out guys:

A while back, some scientists wanted to test out a special kind of glass for a high speed train used in Europe. They needed a way to test the glass to make sure it wouldnt crack or break if something hit it at high speeds of over 200mph. They decided to take a chicken and wheel it towards to the glass at 200mph. Not only did it break the glass, but it went thru several layers. They scratched their heads, not knowing what to do. They try it again, same results.
A U.S. scientist specialized in this is called, and sent to Europe to evaluate what is going
wrong. They demonstrate for him and produce the same results. He goes back to the States and eventually writes his report. He sent it back with two words, and two words only:
Unthaw Chicken!

I thought you guys might get a good laugh from that. I know I did. And its a true story too.

Is it English? Does it moo?
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eek Yikes!

Just goes to show that you can't "learn" common sense in college...either you have it or you don't.:p I think it's pretty obvious in this case.:D
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Lol!! Good one.. :D

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