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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 01-31-02, 03:01 PM Thread Starter
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First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing"
After casting about for a suitable pearl,
He kept messing around and created a girl.

Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.
Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.

Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.
Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.

Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.
'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing...
Then he added a mouth, and ruined the whole f**king thing.

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.'So that was nice.

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Hmmmm.... charming..

although I think a few of you will disagree with the mouth ruining things...

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Hmmmm.... charming..

although I think a few of you will disagree with the mouth ruining things...
Could you elaborate?
 
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mabey if we kept the mouth & just got rid of the vocal cords or something:s3
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