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Old 08-03-2004, 04:08   #1 (permalink)
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand
her at all.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
more
willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing
the
same thing to them at funerals.



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Old 08-03-2004, 04:17   #2 (permalink)
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Re: GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

lmao ive heard it before, still quite funny, good stuff
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Old 08-03-2004, 06:43   #3 (permalink)
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Re: GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing
the
same thing to them at funerals.



Hehehe, good one mum
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Old 08-03-2004, 07:13   #4 (permalink)
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Ah, WORDS OF WISDOM (tm).......

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That funeral one gives me an idea.
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