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CLASSES FOR MEN AT OUR LOCAL LEARNING CENTER FOR
ADULTS - SIGN-UP BY MAY 25TH

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF
THEIR CONTENTS, EACH COURSE WILL ACCEPT A MAXIMUM
OF 8 PARTICIPANTS EACH.

TOPIC 1 - HOW TO FILL UP THE ICE CUBE TRAYS.
STEP BY STEP, WITH SLIDE PRESENTATION.

TOPIC 2 - THE TOILET PAPER ROLL: DO THEY GROW ON THE
HOLDERS? ROUND TABLE DISCUSSION.

TOPIC 3 - IS IT POSSIBLE TO URINATE USING THE
TECHNIQUE OF LIFTING THE SEAT UP AND AVOIDING
THE FLOOR/WALLS AND NEARBY BATHTUB? GROUP
PRACTICE.

TOPIC 4 - FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE
LAUNDRY HAMPER AND THE FLOOR. PICTURES
AND EXPLANATORY GRAPHICS.

TOPIC 5 - THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE: CAN
THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO THE KITCHEN SINK?
EXAMPLES ON VIDEO.

TOPIC 6 - LOSS OF IDENTITY: LOSING THE REMOTE TO YOUR
SIGNIFICANT OTHER. HELPLINE SUPPORT AND SUPPORT
GROUPS.

TOPIC 7 - LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH
LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE INSTEAD OF TURNING
THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING. OPEN
FORUM.

TOPIC 8 - HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT
HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH. GRAPHICS AND AUDIO
TAPE.

TOPIC 9 - REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST.
REAL LIFE TESTIMONIALS.

TOPIC 10 - IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY
AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS. DRIVING SIMULATION.

TOPIC 11 - LEARNING TO LIVE: BASIC DIFFERENCES
BETWEEN MOTHER AND WIFE. ONLINE CLASS AND
ROLE PLAYING.

TOPIC 12 - HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
RELAXATION EXERCISES, MEDITATION AND
BREATHING TECHNIQUES.

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.'So that was nice.

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lol bloody brilliant.
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hehe i should enroll my hubby in that haha
 
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ROTF......love it

is there an age limit...might put the boys in it to learn early

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I wish my ex had gone to a few of those courses... I might not have had to throw him out then!!!

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