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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 03-04-02, 06:26 PM Thread Starter
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A Girls Prayer

A Girls Prayer

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's willy's thick and long.

One who thinks before he speaks,
When promises to call, he won't wait weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, wont be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! send me a man who will make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?"

One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,
In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!

I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempts to shag my best friend.

And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the wanker you sent me instead.

A Boy's Prayer:

I pray for a lady with big tits.
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 03-04-02, 06:33 PM
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thats a good one!!!!

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Ha ha, very good!

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.'So that was nice.

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Very true, aint it?

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