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Old 11-21-2004, 04:14   #1 (permalink)
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A little girl comes running into the house bawling her eyes out and cradling her hand: "Mummy quick! Get me a glass of cider!" She wailed.

"Why do you want a glass of cider?" asked her mother.

"I've cut my hand on a thorn, and I want the pain to go away!"

Confused and weary of the childs whinning, the mother obliged and poured her a glass of cider. The little girl immediately dunked her hand into it.

"Ouch! It still hurts! This cider doesn't work!" she whined.

"What are you talking about?" asked her mother now getting a little frustrated with her daughter. "Whatever made you think that cider would ease the pain?"

"Well, I overheard my big sister say that whenever she gets a prick in her hand, she can't wait to get it in cider."
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Old 11-21-2004, 04:21   #2 (permalink)
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MUWHAHA. LMFAO. That's gotta be the best one yet man. Keep em coming dude. lol
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Re: A glass of cider *nws*

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

thats damn funny!!
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hehe yep a classic alright
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Re: A glass of cider *nws*

Reminds me of the old classic "Dickens Cider"

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Re: A glass of cider *nws*



That joke is teh win!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
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Hahah GOWLD!!!
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