Blue Blooded Ford Man
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Riverina, NSW. Falcon country
One day I called home and spoke to my girlfriend and said, "Honey, I have been asked to go fishing up in Queensland with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week.
This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We're leaving from the office, and I will swing by the house to pick my things up.
Oh! Please pack my new, blue silk pajamas."
My girlfriend thought this sounded a little "fishy" but, being a good girlfriend, she does exactly what her I asked of her.
The following weekend I came home a little tired but otherwise
My girlfriend welcomed me home and asked if I caught many fish. I told her, "Yes! Lots of Barramundi, some Bream, some Mangrove Jack, and a few Spangled Perch. But why didn't you pack my new, blue silk pajamas like I asked you to?"
My girlfriend replied, "I did. They were in your tackle box."
BUSTED!!!! NEVER, EVER UNDERESTIMATE A WOMAN!!
(And I wonder why I am single!!!)
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