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Old 06-23-2003, 20:54   #1 (permalink)
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Gone fishing

One day I called home and spoke to my girlfriend and said, "Honey, I have been asked to go fishing up in Queensland with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week.

This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We're leaving from the office, and I will swing by the house to pick my things up.

Oh! Please pack my new, blue silk pajamas."

My girlfriend thought this sounded a little "fishy" but, being a good girlfriend, she does exactly what her I asked of her.

The following weekend I came home a little tired but otherwise
looking good.

My girlfriend welcomed me home and asked if I caught many fish. I told her, "Yes! Lots of Barramundi, some Bream, some Mangrove Jack, and a few Spangled Perch. But why didn't you pack my new, blue silk pajamas like I asked you to?"

My girlfriend replied, "I did. They were in your tackle box."

BUSTED!!!! NEVER, EVER UNDERESTIMATE A WOMAN!!

(And I wonder why I am single!!!)
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Bwhahahaahahahaaaaaaaa
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Hahaahahahahhahahaa

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a very well thought of joke. really liked that one
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Old 06-23-2003, 22:37   #5 (permalink)
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Re: Gone fishing

And again......

I left work one Friday afternoon.

But instead of going home, I stayed out the entire weekend, hunting with the boys and spending my entire paycheck.

When I finally appeared at home, Sunday night, I was confronted by my very angry girlfriend and was barraged for nearly 2 hours with a tirade about my actions.

Finally she stopped the nagging and simply said to him "How would you
like it if you didn't see me for 2 or 3 days?"

To which I replied, "That would be fine with me."

Monday went by and I didn't see my girlfriend. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went and I still didn't see her.

On Thursday, the swelling went down just enough that I could see her a
little out of the corner of my left eye.
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LOL, I love the first one.

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Thats the best joke ive read on here in a while :)
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Clasics. Both of them.
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