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The Good, The Bad & The Ugly [joke]

The Good, The Bad & The Ugly

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.Bad: It's triplets. Ugly: You had a
vasectomy five years ago.

2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you. Bad: She wants a divorce. Ugly:
She's a lawyer.

3. Good: Your son is finally maturing. Bad: He's involved with the Woman
next door. Ugly: So are you.

4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room. Bad: You find several porn
movies hidden there. Ugly: You're in them.

5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids. Bad: You can't find your
birth control pills. Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.

6. Good: Your husband understands fashion. Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.

7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter. Bad: She
keeps interrupting. Ugly: With corrections.

8. Good: The postman's early.Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a
shotgun.Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

9. Good: Your son is dating someone new. Bad: It's another man. Ugly:
He's your best friend.

10. Good: Your daughter got a new job Bad: As a hooker. Ugly: Your
coworkers are her best clients WAYUgly: She makes more money than you do.

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Re: The Good, The Bad & The Ugly [joke]

woohoo try drinkg lots and reading these

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Re: The Good, The Bad & The Ugly [joke]

thats funny as!


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