A good joke
This guys speeding along the highway doing 130 in an 80 zone, looks in his mirror and sees a cop after him.
He pulls over, the cop gets out and walks up to the window and gives him a really hard time about speeding and starts writing him a ticket.
The guy says to the cop, "I bet if was to call you a c*&t you would book me for that too?"
The cop says of course, as that would be insulting and using threatening words.
So the guy says, "but if I was to think that, then you wouldn't be able to do anything would you?"
The cop agrees, and says no he wouldn't be able to do anything.
So the guy says, "well in that case I think your a c&*t".