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07-19-2004, 04:41
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A good joke
This guys speeding along the highway doing 130 in an 80 zone, looks in his mirror and sees a cop after him.
He pulls over, the cop gets out and walks up to the window and gives him a really hard time about speeding and starts writing him a ticket.
The guy says to the cop, "I bet if was to call you a c*&t you would book me for that too?"
The cop says of course, as that would be insulting and using threatening words.
So the guy says, "but if I was to think that, then you wouldn't be able to do anything would you?"
The cop agrees, and says no he wouldn't be able to do anything.
So the guy says, "well in that case I think your a c&*t".
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07-19-2004, 04:44
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Re: A good joke
.... not
, had to read it twice to get it, wasnt that funny though hehe
, still good as he wouldnt be able to do anything about it
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07-19-2004, 04:54
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Re: A good joke
Clever hehehe
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07-19-2004, 04:55
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Re: A good joke
lol
i liked it
very subtle.....
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07-19-2004, 04:59
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Re: A good joke
lol good one
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07-19-2004, 05:04
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Re: A good joke
thought that many a time
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07-19-2004, 05:46
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Re: A good joke
that is mad... next time i get pulled over.. i might do it
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07-19-2004, 06:51
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Re: A good joke
how old is this??? still a laugh, well, not really but its still good
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07-19-2004, 07:36
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Re: A good joke
heard a couple of different versions of this joke but still alright
07-19-2004, 08:01
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Re: A good joke
an oldie but a goodie... Has anyone out there ever said or known someone who has said a dumb/smart comment to a cop? my friend got pulled over for speeding 20 over the limit. when he asked her why she was speeding, she answered "luckily you got me now as I was going heaps faster earlier before you caught me"
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