One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about
to kiss each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling
With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against
the wall and smiling, he says to her: "Honey, would you give me a blow
Horrified,She replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
"Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
"No way. It's just too risky!"
"Oh please, please, I love you so much!"
"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"
"Oh yes you can. Please?"
"No, no. I just can't"
"I'm begging you ... "
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's
sister shows up in her pyjamas, hair dishevelled, and in a sleepy voice
she says "Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job, or I can do it.
Or if need be, Mum says she can come down herself and do it. But for
*$%! sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom."