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post #1 of (permalink) Old 06-14-02, 01:31 AM Thread Starter
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good night kiss

One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about
to kiss each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling
little horny.
With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against
the wall and smiling, he says to her: "Honey, would you give me a blow
Horrified,She replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
"Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
"No way. It's just too risky!"
"Oh please, please, I love you so much!"
"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"
"Oh yes you can. Please?"
"No, no. I just can't"
"I'm begging you ... "
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's
sister shows up in her pyjamas, hair dishevelled, and in a sleepy voice
she says "Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job, or I can do it.
Or if need be, Mum says she can come down herself and do it. But for
*$%! sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom."

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another good one stretch ... here's one you might like too ...

An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks
of intense action on the German front lines/ He had finally been granted R&R and was
on a train bound for London. The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the
length of the train, looking for an empty seat.
The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well-dressed, middle-aged lady
and was being used by her little dog. The war weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am,
may I sit in that seat?"
The English woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, "You
Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my little Fifi is using
that seat?"
The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip
down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog.
Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired."
The English woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not only are
you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine!"
The soldier didn't say anything else; he leaned over, picked up the little dog, tossed it
out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat.
The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her and chastise
the soldier.
An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You know, sir, you
Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the
fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now,
sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window."
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lol cobra 188 that is good ....

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