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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 05-27-02, 07:54 PM Thread Starter
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The government announced today that it is changing it's emblem to a condom because it more clearly reflects the government's political stance.

A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks,and gives you a sense of security while it's actually screwing you.
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"We seek protection before encountering anything which would truly benefit the community " "By a condom we'll get tons of red tape and beaurcracy to sink any hopes of democracy".

I wreckon the condom will be heaps thick to hide the governments pin dick.
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