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A New Drink.

A Girl and her boyfriend go to the pub. When it's her turn
to buy a round, she tells him of a wonderful new drink that he simply must try. She returns with the usual lager for herself but for him she has two glasses and a saltshaker. One glass contains a measure of Canterbury Cream, the other has lime juice. "Okay, what you have to do is put a large pinch of salt on your tongue,swig the Canterbury Cream, hold it in your mouth and then drink the lime juice". He looks a bit dubious, but she's very enthusiastic so he decides to give it a go. First the salt.......fine, he handles that. Next the Canterbury Cream .......lovely, smooth, creamy, warm feeling in the mouth.............a bit odd with the salt though.
Then he takes the lime juice. + 1 second = the cream in the Canterbury Cream curdles... + 3 seconds = Boyfriend's face turns the colour of the lime juice... + 6 seconds = Boyfriend calms his stomach and swallows the gunge... + 8 seconds = She whispers in his ear "It's called Blow jobs Revenge".

EFFalcon

bwahahahaha
thats horrid!

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1995 EF II Falcon GLi: Heritage Green, 4spd Auto, AUII 17" Rims, Custom BA Front Bar, Lowered, Gas Research LPG, Clear Indicators, JVC MP3 Headunit, Phoenix Gold 6.5" Splits, Coustic 481QE Amp, Clarion 12" sub, Leather Seats, Power Window Conversion, 3.45 LSD, Pacemaker Comp Extractors, 2.5" Exhaust, Mandrel Bent Intake, High Flow Filter, Wade 1004 110 cam.

In Progress: BA XR Side Skirts, BA XR Rear bar, BA Shifter Handle.

Mother Nature

Bwhahahahhahaahahhahahhhaaaaaaa I love it giggles ......

Now for the guys responses hahahahahhaahhahahhaahaa

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danege

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH



thats funny.

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eb_5litre

Pfftt... It tastes nothing like that ! bwahahaha

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honer

No complaining, just swallow !!

(Or get some Pineapple juice)

Casper

Will have to get wifey to try it and tell me if it's close :s6:

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galaxy xr8

Ha ha what he said^^^.

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sylox

What he said lmao

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xacoupe

I hope chantel posted that !!!!!!


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