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Old 11-15-2003, 18:21   #1 (permalink)
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A New Drink.

A Girl and her boyfriend go to the pub. When it's her turn
to buy a round, she tells him of a wonderful new drink that he simply must try. She returns with the usual lager for herself but for him she has two glasses and a saltshaker. One glass contains a measure of Canterbury Cream, the other has lime juice. "Okay, what you have to do is put a large pinch of salt on your tongue,swig the Canterbury Cream, hold it in your mouth and then drink the lime juice". He looks a bit dubious, but she's very enthusiastic so he decides to give it a go. First the salt.......fine, he handles that. Next the Canterbury Cream .......lovely, smooth, creamy, warm feeling in the mouth.............a bit odd with the salt though.
Then he takes the lime juice. + 1 second = the cream in the Canterbury Cream curdles... + 3 seconds = Boyfriend's face turns the colour of the lime juice... + 6 seconds = Boyfriend calms his stomach and swallows the gunge... + 8 seconds = She whispers in his ear "It's called Blow jobs Revenge".
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Re: The great debate... spit or swallow?

bwahahahaha
thats horrid!
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Re: The great debate... spit or swallow?

Bwhahahahhahaahahhahahhhaaaaaaa I love it giggles ......

Now for the guys responses hahahahahhaahhahahhaahaa

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Re: The great debate... spit or swallow?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH



thats funny.
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Re: The great debate... spit or swallow?

Pfftt... It tastes nothing like that ! bwahahaha
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Re: The great debate... spit or swallow?

No complaining, just swallow !!

(Or get some Pineapple juice)
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Re: The great debate... spit or swallow?

Will have to get wifey to try it and tell me if it's close :s6:
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Ha ha what he said^^^.
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No complaining, just swallow !!

(Or get some Pineapple juice)


What he said lmao
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Pfftt... It tastes nothing like that ! bwahahaha

I hope chantel posted that !!!!!!


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