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Old 02-22-2004, 20:56   #1 (permalink)
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Great Reasons To Be a Guy

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about cars.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.

You can go to the bathroom without a support group.

You don't have to learn to spell a new last name.

You can leave the motel bed unmade.

You can kill your own food.

You get extra credit for the slightest of thoughtfulness.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever
thinking: "He must be mad at me".

Same work...more pay.

Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.

Wedding dress--$2,000. Tuxedo rental --$75.00

You don't mooch off other's desserts.

You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.

If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might
become lifelong friends.

Your pals can be trusted to never trap you with "So, notice anything
different?

You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

At least a few belches are expected and tolerated.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives on December 24th,
in 45 minutes.
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Old 02-22-2004, 21:37   #2 (permalink)
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So bloody true!
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Old 02-22-2004, 22:45   #3 (permalink)
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LMFAO well said!!!
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Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives on December 24th, in 45 minutes.
Nah - more like 20 mins, then it's closing time!
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haha bloody brilliant!
just sent it to an ex who sent a "men are like...blah blah" joke email to me.
Hopefully that shits her off.
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Ahhh that is fantastic stuff there :)

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Old 02-23-2004, 00:15   #7 (permalink)
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I think I'm a guy
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Old 02-23-2004, 02:10   #8 (permalink)
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hardest decision about what clothes to wear is generally which shirt smells the least.
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Did it mention jocks can be worn four days in a row four different ways??? lol
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hahahahaha....

"You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever
thinking: "He must be mad at me"

This stuffs gold :D
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