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Guiness sea

Patrick and Murphy out fishing and the motor packed in on the boat, Patrick says to Murphy what are we going to do now? Murphy say we'll just have to wait for help. After two days they are 40 miles from the coast and come across a bottle, Patrick opens the bottle and out pops a genie who grants them one wish - quick as a flash Patrick says turn the sea into Guinness and of course the sea is black with Guinness - Murphy says you stupid fool we'll have to piss in the boat. :beerchuge
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Keep 'em coming, Irish jokes are the best!!

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I'm just dreaming of the Sea turning into Guinness.. Oh Yeah!!

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