You can do eeeit!
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: NOT looking for Colorado's
I found this laying around somewhere...
(To the tune of If You're Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands )
If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets hurt your Mama, bomb Iraq,
If the terrorists are Saudi
And the bank takes away your Audi
And the TV shows are bawdy, bomb Iraq.
If the corporate scandals growin', bomb Iraq.
And your ties to them are showing, bomb Iraq.
If the smokin' gun aint smokin'
We don't care, and we're not jokin'
That Saddam will soon be croakin', bomb Iraq.
Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq.
From the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections;
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions, bomb Iraq.
While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq.
Yay! The clouds of war are storming, bomb Iraq.
If the ozone hole is growing.
Some things we prefer not knowing.
(Though our ignorance is showing), bomb Iraq.
So here's one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq.
From his favourite little laddy, bomb Iraq.
Saying no would look like treason.
It's the Hussein hunting season.
Even if we have no reason, bomb Iraq.