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Old 05-28-2004, 07:11   #1 (permalink)
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if you dont live by these you must die, nah but it funny and true

The Rules of Life for Australian Men
> >> >
> >> >1. Any Man who brings a camera to a buck's night may be legally
>killed
> >> >and eaten by his mates.
> >> >
> >> >2. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
> >> >
> >> >3. It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:
> >> > a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
> >> > b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
> >> > c. After wrecking your boss' car.
> >> > d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
> >> > e. When she is using her teeth.
> >> >
> >> >4. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend
> >> >out of jail within 12 hours.
> >> >
> >> >5. If you've known a bloke for more than 24 hours, his sister is off
> >> >limits forever, unless you actually marry her.
> >> >
> >> >6. Moaning about the brand of free beer in a mate's fridge is
> >> >forbidden. Complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
> >> >
> >> >7. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for
>another
> >> >man. In fact, even remembering your mate's birthday is strictly
> >> >optional.
> >> >
> >> >8. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not
>the
> >> >weakest.
> >> >
> >> >9. When stumbling upon other blokes watching a sporting event, you
>may
> >> >ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's
> >> >playing.
> >> >
> >> >10. You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have
>brought
> >> >her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose
> >> >of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.
> >> >
> >> >11. It is permissible to quaff a fruity alcopop drink only when
>you're
> >> >sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless
> >> >supermodel... and it's free.
> >> >
> >> >12. Only in situations of Moral and/or physical peril are you
>allowed
> >> >to kick another bloke in the nuts.
> >> >
> >> >13. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
> >> >
> >> >14. Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
> >> >
> >> >15. If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see
> >> >anything.
> >> >
> >> >16. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as
> >> >spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability
>to
> >> >drink as much as the other sports watchers.
> >> >
> >> >17. You must offer heartfelt and public condolences over the death
>of
> >> >a girlfriend's cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire
>and
> >> >threw it into a ceiling fan.
> >> >
> >> >18. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must
> >> >remain sober enough to fight.
> >> >
> >> >19. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of
> >> >pizza, but not both - that's just mean.
> >> >
> >> >20. If you complement a bloke on his six-pack, you'd better be
>talking
> >> >about his choice of beer.
> >> >
> >> >21. Never join your girlfriend or wife in dissing a Mate of yours,
> >> >except if she's withholding sex pending your response.
> >> >
> >> >22. Phrases that may not be uttered to another man while
> >> >lifting weights:
> >> >a. Yeah, Baby, Push it!
> >> >b. C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
> >> >c. Another set and we can hit the showers!
> >> >
> >> >23. Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal
>footing:
> >> >both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations,
> >> >an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
> >> >
> >> >24. Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on
>longer
> >> >than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the
>phone.
> >> >Hang up if necessary.
> >> >
> >> >25. You cannot grass on a colleague who shows up at work with a
> >> >massive hangover. You may however, hide the aspirin, smear his chair
>
> >>with
> >> >cheese, turn the brightness dial all the way down so he thinks his
> >> >monitor is broken, and have him paged over the loud speaker every
> >> >seven minutes.
> >> >
> >> >26. It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable
> >> >for her to drive yours.
> >> >
> >> >27. Thou shalt not buy a car with an engine capacity of less than
>1.5
> >> >litres. Thou shall not really buy a car with less than 1.8 litres,
>16
> >> >valves, and a turbo.
> >> >
> >> >28. Thou shalt not buy a car in the colours of brown, pink, lime
> >> >green, orange or sky blue.
> >> >
> >> >29. The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for
> >> >Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets a
> >> >Playstation 2. End of story
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Old 05-28-2004, 07:23   #2 (permalink)
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there needs to be something in the above which says youre all pricks..
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Old 05-28-2004, 07:27   #3 (permalink)
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Gee thanks for the kind words
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Old 05-28-2004, 07:32   #4 (permalink)
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yeah lighten up there are ones like this out there for you girls too
go find one and post it up
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there needs to be something in the above which says youre all pricks..
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Thou shalt not buy a car with an engine capacity of less than
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Old 05-28-2004, 08:15   #6 (permalink)
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1.8 litres thats a bit small for all us in here
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Almost FPV's lineup

28. Thou shalt not buy a car in the colours of brown, pink, lime
> >> >green, orange or sky blue.
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Old 05-28-2004, 08:30   #8 (permalink)
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hahahaaahahahahahhahahahahah didnt think of that but if they bring out the first 2 we are in trouble
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me don't think so..
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Old 05-28-2004, 19:02   #10 (permalink)
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lol funny as, i posted a thing up about a month ago on this stuff but for the girls,
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