Australian Ford Member
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Handy hints, from an idiot
Saw some beauty queen on Roy and HG last night who said she sprayed her bum with photo spray to keep her swimsuit tight. So I thought, here's some more handy hints for the girls:
1. Spray your legs, bikini line etc before you put your panty hose on. You'll get a free leg wax when you take them off.
2. Always use the same panty hose for this, same side down. Then reverse them and you'll have mohair tights for winter, or not look out of place if you get invited somewhere where's there a lot of hairy-legged trendoid sheilas.
Don't invest capital in a spa or spa bath, and avoid the trouble and expense of maintaining a spa. Just pop a handful of Alka-Seltzer in your undies and hop into a warm bath.