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Old 02-13-2002, 14:29   #1 (permalink)
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Handy hints, from an idiot

Saw some beauty queen on Roy and HG last night who said she sprayed her bum with photo spray to keep her swimsuit tight. So I thought, here's some more handy hints for the girls:

1. Spray your legs, bikini line etc before you put your panty hose on. You'll get a free leg wax when you take them off.

2. Always use the same panty hose for this, same side down. Then reverse them and you'll have mohair tights for winter, or not look out of place if you get invited somewhere where's there a lot of hairy-legged trendoid sheilas.


Don't invest capital in a spa or spa bath, and avoid the trouble and expense of maintaining a spa. Just pop a handful of Alka-Seltzer in your undies and hop into a warm bath.
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good one, LMAO...
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2. Always use the same panty hose for this, same side down. Then reverse them and you'll have mohair tights for winter, or not look out of place if you get invited somewhere where's there a lot of hairy-legged trendoid sheilas.
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ROFL!!!

Hey EA S - why dont you try it first, and see if it works!!
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ROFL!!!

Hey EA S - why dont you try it first, and see if it works!!
Nah, because:

1. I'm not tough like you sheilas. No way I could have one little hair pulled out of my leg, let alone a bikini wax.

2. My legs are already bloody hairy.

3. I can't get pantyhose in my size. I know, because I got thrown out of the BraShop when I wanted to try a pair on. (I was really trying to get into the fitting rooms for a perve, but I don't think they saw through me on that point.)
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I can't get pantyhose in my size. I know, because I got thrown out of the BraShop when I wanted to try a pair on. (I was really trying to get into the fitting rooms for a perve, but I don't think they saw through me on that point.)
PMSL - I got slapped by the missus (I enjoyed it) for the same idea........
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Re: Handy hints, from an idiot

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Saw some beauty queen on Roy and HG last night who said she sprayed her bum with photo spray to keep her swimsuit tight. So I thought, here's some more handy hints for the girls:

1. Spray your legs, bikini line etc before you put your panty hose on. You'll get a free leg wax when you take them off.

2. Always use the same panty hose for this, same side down. Then reverse them and you'll have mohair tights for winter, or not look out of place if you get invited somewhere where's there a lot of hairy-legged trendoid sheilas.


Don't invest capital in a spa or spa bath, and avoid the trouble and expense of maintaining a spa. Just pop a handful of Alka-Seltzer in your undies and hop into a warm bath.

Damm EA S

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How bored at work do you really get>>>>
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How bored at work do you really get>>>>

I actually came up with that out of work, so you probably can't begin to imagine what an empty life I have. Work is relatively interesting, for the four or five minutes I actually do any each day. The rest of it, FF aside, is just part of my empty life.
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