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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 09-07-04, 03:00 AM Thread Starter
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Be Happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and
everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of
the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each,
before they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I
want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."
Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when
God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.

When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor,
laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be.

The guy eventually calms down and says "Make 'em all ugly again!"


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Haven't heard that one before.. Good one.

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Love it! Nice find.

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Heard that one before,lol.

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Yep, heard a joke along the same lines


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lol good one

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hahaha they got wtfpwned

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Re: Be Happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROFL hahahaha thats awesome

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If what i'm saying isn't making any sense, im not drunk, im just like this all the time..............ok so maybe im drunk, but thats beside the point...
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