Headache - Ford Forums - Mustang Forum, Ford Trucks, Ford Focus and Ford Cars
Ford Forum Ford Forum

» Auto Insurance
» Featured Product
» Wheel & Tire Center

Go Back   Ford Forums - Mustang Forum, Ford Trucks, Ford Focus and Ford Cars > Fordforums Community > The Pub
Register Home Forum Active Topics Photo Gallery Auto Loans Garage Mark Forums Read Auto Escrow

The Pub For General Discussion

FordForums.com is the premier Ford Forum on the internet. Registered Users do not see the above ads.
Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 06-24-2004, 08:05   #1 (permalink)
Just give me an excuse...
 
Night_Lurker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: struct melbourne hallam;
Age: 34
Posts: 3,949
Headache

Joe was a successful lawyer, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his career and love life
started to suffer, he sought medical help. After being referred from
one specialist to another, he finally came across an old headache specialist doctor who solved the problem.

"The good news is I can cure your headaches ... The bad news is that
it'll require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes
your testicles to press up against the base of your spine and the
pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the
pressure is to remove the testicles."

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live
for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had
no choice but to go under the knife.

When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time
in 20 years, but he felt as though he was missing an important part of
himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a
different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need, a new
suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new
suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see ...
size 44 long."

Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!" was the reply ...

Joe tried on the suit. It fitted perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a
new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."
The salesman eyed Joe and said," Let's see ... 34 sleeve and 16 and a half neck."

Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!" he replied again.

Joe tried on the shirt and it fitted perfectly.
As Joe adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes? Joe was on a roll and said,"Sure."

The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said, "Let's see ... 9-1/2 E." Joe was astonished, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!"

Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly.
Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?" Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure."

The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see ..size 36." Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you! I wear a size 32. I've worn size 32 since I was 18 years old "

The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 32. Size 32
underwear would press your testicles up against the base of your spine
and give you a hell of a headache."
__________________
Truly the deepest kiss one can feel, and the one most sought after, is the one you will not survive....
Night_Lurker is offline   Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Old 06-24-2004, 16:03   #2 (permalink)
I am The Brain
 
FordHawk's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Melbourne, Ford of Aus land
Age: 29
Posts: 3,073
Re: Headache

Bwahahahahaahahahah!
__________________
Would you like to change your name to Homer Junior? People can call you Hoju.
FordHawk is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-24-2004, 17:55   #3 (permalink)
tick tock... tick tock...
 
blue fairy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Down the Rabbit Hole
Age: 31
Posts: 421
Re: Headache

Poor Joe!!!
hahahahaa!!
__________________
ED FOR SALE
See Below Link:
http://www.fordforums.com/showthread.php?t=92364

"If you don't know where you are going, any road will do" - Lewis Carrol.
blue fairy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-24-2004, 22:52   #4 (permalink)
Village Idiot
 
EFJase's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Perth, WA
Age: 30
Posts: 2,526
Re: Headache

ouch
__________________
TPC Mod/henchman
previous rides;
1st car EA Fairmont Ghia, extractors, exhaust
2nd EF GLi, 'custom' interior, extractors, exhuast
3rd EA Fairmont 5spd, low'd, extractors, exhuast, head
work, 3.45LSD, EL dash, interior+ El ECU
4th EB2 Fairmont, EL dash and interior, BBM, LSD etc etc
5th EB Fairmont Ghia 5L. All leather, lowered, exhaust etc
EFJase is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-29-2004, 19:19   #5 (permalink)
Registered User
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 1,909
Wink Re: Headache

just proves guys are idiots..
Laurz is offline   Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Reply

  Ford Forums - Mustang Forum, Ford Trucks, Ford Focus and Ford Cars > Fordforums Community > The Pub



Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
A real headache... Brent79 General Tech 8 06-02-2002 09:17
Headache Jamie XR6 The Pub 0 04-01-2002 01:27

Powered by vBadvanced CMPS v3.2.2

All times are GMT -7. The time now is 07:36.



Powered by vBulletin® Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Content Relevant URLs by vBSEO 3.6.0
Garage Plus vBulletin Plugins by Drive Thru Online, Inc.