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Old 11-18-2004, 02:41   #1 (permalink)
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A wealthy hospital benefactor was visiting the hospital when during her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.

"Oh my God!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?"

The doctor that was leading the tour explained, "I'm very sorry...but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could rupture."

"Oh, well in that case I guess it's OK," commented the woman.

In the very next room they could see that a nurse was performing oral sex on a different male patient.

Again the woman screamed, "Oh my God! How can that be justified?"

The doctor replied...."Same illness better health plan."

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Hahahaha. Thatsa good one
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Heheheh heard it before
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This thread got me thinking about that barmaid thread
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