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An old lady dies and goes to heaven and chating to St Peter at the pearly gates.When all of a sudden she hears the most awful blood curling screem."Don't wory about that said St Peter,"it's only someone having their shoulder drilled for wings".
The old lady looked alittle uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation.Ten minutes latter,there are more blood curdling screams.
"Oh! my God says the old lady",now whats happening? "Not to wary says St Peter"."They are having their head drilled for the halo".I can't do this says the old lady,I'm off to hell!
You can't go there says St Peter."You'll be raped and sodomised".

" Yess but I have the holes for that said the old lady".....

Hi to the guy's at Hangawera Rd...

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EL-Phat

Again with the sodomy. im getting worried now...

Nice joke champ

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Prud

Hey,

Did Godfrey pay us all a visit or what?

L8a,
Prud

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FM

Ok.. sorry but this is the last reference to sodomy that will be allowed on the open forum. If you want to post stuff like this put it in the donating area please.

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