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Old 06-11-2005, 11:21   #1 (permalink)
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High Tech Milking Machine (Joke)

High Tech Milking Machine (Joke)

A farmer ordered a high tech milking machine.
Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted is "manhood" into the equipment, turned the switch on and everything else was automatic.
Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure than
his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he
couldn't remove the instrument. He read the manual but didn't find any useful information.
He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success.
Finally, the farmer decided to call the supplier's Customer Service Hot Line. "Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?"
"Don't worry," replied the customer service rep, "The machine will release automatically once it's collected two gallons."
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Old 06-15-2005, 21:46   #2 (permalink)
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HA! HA! HA!, how much pleasure can he take
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