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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 01-30-03, 08:48 PM Thread Starter
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Went to the shops the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes.

When I came out there was a damn cop writing out a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I called him a pencil-necked nazi.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires!

So I called him a piece of horse shit.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't give a hoot.

My car was parked around the corner.

I try to have a little fun each day.

It's important.
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That's funny....

My first car was a 67 Mustang Coupe, 2nd one was a 67 Cougar XR-7, 3rd one was a 66 Mustang Coupe. Why did I get rid of these cars for ? I know why, because I'm stupid, stupid, stupid.

My next Ford.....
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