russellw

Dashing through the bush,
in a rusty Holden Ute,
Kicking up the dust,
Esky in the boot,
Kelpie by my side,
Singing Christmas songs,
It's Summer time and I am in
My singlet, shorts and thongs

Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia on a scorching summers day, Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut !,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute.

Engine's getting hot;
We dodge the kangaroos,
The swaggie climbs aboard,
He is welcome too.
All the family's there,
Sitting by the pool,
Christmas Day the Aussie way,
By the barbecue.

Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia on a scorching summers day, Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut!,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute.

Come the afternoon,
Grandpa has a doze,
The kids and Uncle Bruce,
Are swimming in their clothes.
The time comes 'round to go,
We take the family snap,
Pack the car and all shoot through,
Before the washing up.

Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia on a scorching summers day, Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut!,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute

TIKFD6

hahahahaha, i have to send that to my HG ute owning neice.

TopGhia

Good one Russell, I like the bit about the washing up :)

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XR6HP01

I believe a comedian did that one a few years back :-)

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hoon69

nice one,love it.

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dave_au

:( - I was waiting for the Holden ute to break down. haha - Thats the way I thought it would have gone; nice and clean russ !

FordHawk

Have heard that before, in a school play actually in Primary School. I can't remember what the actual words were, so I don't know if that is a pisstake or not. Definately shows the true nature of a Holden though. :s6:

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ford.boy

I got a Colin Buchanan recording of that.

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younggun

yep we learnt this one at primary school.. about grade 2 I reckon!

not suprised the ute was rusty though... what they didnt mention in the song was it was a VU and had oil consumption problems.

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EA-XR6

Hahaha I remember that song
It was on Bucko and Champs Aussie christmas

Infact I think I still have the CD.
Might go have a listen to it again :D

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