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post #1 of 25 (permalink) Old 11-19-03, 02:56 AM Thread Starter
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My mate and I were out the front of my house this afternoon just about to go out in the ute. I looked over the road to see the Women across the road starting to drive her Vt spac out of her shed.She has one of the remote tilta doors on the shed.
Anyway she starts moving forward and she must of bumped the remote for the door. The door comes down on the Crapadores roof.
My mate and i have a bit of a giggle to ourselves. lmao.
Then the Boyfriend comes out and see's the car and has a spac. Rah rah rah bloody women drivers he said give me the flippin keys. So Mr moron jumps in the car and starts driving out. The drive way has a little brick wall about 1m high on both sides. He scrapes the passenger side doors nice and deep on his way out. My mate and I at this point are litteraly rolling on the grass laughing.
And the women starts hooking into the guy. Bloody male drivers she says.
As we are driving off my mate took it upon himself to stick the boot in with the line.


Funniest thing I have seen in ages. Absolute classic.
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post #2 of 25 (permalink) Old 11-19-03, 03:14 AM
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LoL sounds like a ripper mate.

Me and the boys were at the pub one night, and we were shit stirring this 5 litre VS ute with some chick (and obviously her drunk boyfriend in the passenger seat)

Shes crosses up the commy ute outta of the corner and *smack* straight into a bus stop !! They never stopped but you could hear the guy in the car yelling as they took off !
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The other morning on the way to work, I saw a sigma backing out of a drivway, the driveway had a 50cm (maybe a bit less) high garden rock reataining wall at the front, well this person managed to get the car half into the garden bed and half on the driveway, now a normal person would drive forward and correct themsleves, not this person they just kept going turned the wheel this way and that, and scrape, crunch, bang dropped the car over and down the wall, it did not sound pretty at all, I couldnt believe it.


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post #4 of 25 (permalink) Old 11-19-03, 03:48 AM
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Should see some of the dunnydore drivers where I live, stupid young revheads...they all drive around with their crappy alloys on the front and stocky steel wheels with no wheelcovers on the rear. I was talking the owner of the local beaurepaires and he often gets crummydore drivers bringing their cars in with 3 different types/sizes of wheels on their cars!! Stupid and unsafe. Do u guys get this elsewhere?

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post #5 of 25 (permalink) Old 11-19-03, 03:50 AM
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the worst part of that story is that the couple are allowed to breed.....

You wash your car like it was your firstborn child, you tend to its needs like it was your own body, you protect it like it's your family, then you drive it like you stole it.

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post #6 of 25 (permalink) Old 11-19-03, 04:06 AM
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Thats a sensational Story

Pity you didnt have a camera available!
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post #7 of 25 (permalink) Old 11-19-03, 05:01 AM
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What a pissa. Same sort of story, I fixed the roof on a patrol today that the owner tried to get into his garage with roof racks, tore off his rolla door and dented shit out of his roof.

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post #8 of 25 (permalink) Old 11-19-03, 07:10 AM
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Jeeze guys, its not that great


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CRUMPLEDOORS=commodores=funny=good story

cars are a lethal weapon,your not invinsible when you get into one,and no matter how much skill you think you have,you are never in control you are always on the edge of death it may not happen today but if you keep driving like you do,you too will end up dead!
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post #10 of 25 (permalink) Old 11-19-03, 02:47 PM
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Its still not as funny as I had seen with the SS driver at the boat ramp at Geelong who backed his empty boat trailer back into the water to get his nice brand spanker Haines Hunter onto his trailer. He was arguing with his mate about something and must have lost concentration. He must have forgot to place in park but put hand brake on obviously not very tight. As they where winching the boat onto the trailer the extra weight started making the Commy roll back until it was around 3/4 of the way in the water the bloke shit himself made it inside the car via the window that was down floored it out of the water and Bang new boat on cement boat ramp floor and soaking wet commy. I was in disbelief him and his mate just about cried and then proceeded to winch the boat onto the trailer from the cement. AHHHH what a day that was.

I didnít even laugh I felt so sorry for the poor bloke's at the time. He defiantly got two birds with one stone. Some people should not drive or own a boat. I have seen and heard of a lot of other Boat stories from the boys I run into that I fish with.

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