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Old 06-23-2003, 01:30   #1 (permalink)
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biggrin Holden Payouts

hey, just thought it would be a good idea to start something on the holdens, seeing we've had enough fun paying out or wives and girlfriends! sorry to all offended!

Anyway, let the humour begin!!
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Old 06-23-2003, 01:32   #2 (permalink)
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this is a pretty poor start to the thread i know, but its something! help me!!!

"Game over". Yea, We know its game over, the game never started.
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Old 06-23-2003, 01:35   #3 (permalink)
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Old 06-23-2003, 02:14   #4 (permalink)
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Old 06-23-2003, 02:17   #5 (permalink)
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Hey

Its not quite Holden (together with chewing gum), but its close

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Old 06-23-2003, 03:06   #6 (permalink)
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hahahha nice fellas nice. Holden are so easy to pay out.
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Old 06-23-2003, 03:24   #7 (permalink)
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even when a holden is broken down (which is often) you can still hear them rusting
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This thread has come up before - heyho -
Holden jokes

anyway to quote the original participants
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Sorry to the Holden fans on this forum

1). You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a Holden supporter. You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?

Shoot the Holden supporter - twice.

2). Four surgeons are taking a coffee break.

The first one says, "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up everything inside them is numbered."

The second surgeon says, "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

Third surgeon says, "Try electricians. Everything inside them is colour-coded."

The fourth one says, "I prefer Holden fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and bums are interchangeable."
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The Full List...

(1) Did you hear that the Post Office has had to recall their latest stamps? They had pictures of Holden Racing Drivers on them. People couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

(2) Did you hear about the politician who was found dead in a HRT Jacket? The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in order to save his family from the embarrassment.

(3) Four surgeons are taking a coffee break. The first one says, "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up everything inside them is numbered." The second surgeon says, "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." Third surgeon says, "Try electricians. Everything inside them is colour-coded." The fourth one says, "I prefer Holden fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and bums are interchangeable."

(4) If you see a Holden supporter on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him? It could be your bicycle.

(5) What do Holden fans and sperm have in common? One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

(6) What do you have when 100 Holden fans are buried up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand.

(7) You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a Holden supporter. You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do? Shoot the Holden supporter - twice.

(8) How many Holden supporters does it take to change a light bulb? Seven - one to change it, five to moan about it and Mark Skaife to say that, "if CAMS had done its job properly in the first place, the light bulb would never have gone out."
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Holden together with rust

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