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Old 08-27-2003, 21:03   #1 (permalink)
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Holden Promotes SAFE SEX

this article appeared in the sunday times on pg 23 on the 24th of august 2003 (last sunday)

SEX IN THE FAST LANE SEX IN THE FAST LANE

HOLDEN may soon have its own answer for safe sex -- Monaro-coloured condoms.
Holden says it is looking at entering into a licensing agreement with a supplier for it to sell condoms with the Holden insignia
They would come in a range of Monaro colours, including the new Cosmo purple, plus Impulse blue, Devil yellow and Redhot red and carry an advertising tagline: "Burn Rubber".
Holden already has approved the sale of a wide range of merchandise -- it has sold more doona covers than cars this year.
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Oh Come, Holden wants to have everything branded them!, I bet they whould sell thought
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ROFL hahaaha burn rubbber heheheehe, love it bring on the lion tamer brand of condoms with dual overhead ticklers (DOHT) and maybe a forced insertion model lol.
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what a joke, wonder if they'll leak like their cars!
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"what a joke, wonder if they'll leak like their cars!"

Hopefully not we dont want any more Holden fans!
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I can see it now......a free tub of oil lubricant for those gen 3 moments!

Yes I heard about that. What a joke!
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Condoms for the dickheads
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I can't help thinking it'll make you feel like a Holden Executive.

There you are, sweat pouring down, looking into the 'customer's eyes and thinking "I'm giving them a right royal *^%&ing. And stuff it if they don't like it because I can't control 'customer' perception problems."

Holden Condoms: You Don't Need a Car to Get Sc&%ed By Holden

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hahahahahha pissa
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what a joke, wonder if they'll leak like their cars!
Bwahahahaha Hope not!
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