A Holiday warning...
Please, take care of yourself.
A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the
Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are
This means that the remaining 77% are caused by iriots who drink bottled
water, starbucks, soda, juice, energy drinks, and stuff like that.
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times
as many accidents.
This message is sent to you by someone who worries about your safety.