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post #1 of 16 (permalink) Old 05-20-04, 08:36 PM Thread Starter
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HOME REMEDIES

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic! Simply pour a cup
of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be
almost instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by
simply using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: just cut yourself and bleed for
a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you
from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze
button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will
forget about the toothache.

Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.

If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance.

And finally, be really nice to your family and friends, you never know
when you might need them to empty your bedpan.

Truly the deepest kiss one can feel, and the one most sought after, is the one you will not survive....
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If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance.
Hehe I like it!

Would you like to change your name to Homer Junior? People can call you Hoju.
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3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by
simply using the sink.
Personally Ive never seen any problem with doing this.
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Re: Home Remedies

lol thats funny
but seirously i got the best cure for hiccups
sit down, take a swig of water or something but DONT swallow. lean over as farr as you can while sitting down, then once ur learnt over swallow
it gets all the air bubbles out and i garuntee u wont have any more hiccups!

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lol thats funny
but seirously i got the best cure for hiccups
sit down, take a swig of water or something but DONT swallow. lean over as farr as you can while sitting down, then once ur learnt over swallow
it gets all the air bubbles out and i garuntee u wont have any more hiccups!
Doesn't work for me...ever. However to "drink upside down"...exact same principle you can also simply lean forward and down and drink from the outside edge of a cup.

Holding my breath is the only way I can ever get rid of hiccups.

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Doesn't work for me...ever. However to "drink upside down"...exact same principle you can also simply lean forward and down and drink from the outside edge of a cup.

Holding my breath is the only way I can ever get rid of hiccups.
I do the 'drink 10 small sips of water really quickly'

works for me :D
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Beer fixes hiccups.. and heartburn.
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Im with FordHawk, holdin the breath does the trick!
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Hmm she is very persistant :D
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