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Old 08-13-2004, 05:31   #1 (permalink)
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More horrible truths about men...Ner Ner

Here are three little words guaranteed to destroy a man's ego. "Is it in? boo whoo

Why do men like clever women? Opposites attract

Why do most men prefer looks to brains? Most men see more clearly than they think.

Why do men like blonde jokes? They can actually understand them.

If a man said what he thought, he'd be speechless.

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy men ?

What's the simularity between a stuipd man and an intelligent man? They both think they know everything.

What's the similarity between dumb men and herpes?
You can't get rid of either, once you've got them.

Why is it that only 15% of men go to heaven? If they all went, it would be hell.

What's the greatest thing that marriage teaches women? Patience.

What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.

Why are men and seagulls alike? You should never look up to either of them.

What would be your ideal man? One who makes love for hours and then turns into Thai take-away

Two women talking on a bus:
"Chocolate's better than sex. It's satisfying even when it's soft"

You can tell when your hubby is dead?
When there's no sex, BUT at least you get the remote control clap

What will you never hear a man say? I think we're lost, l'll pull over there and ask for directions!

What's a jerk's definition of confidence? When his wife discovers him in bed with another woman and he just smiles, slaps her on the ass and says, "You're next, honey"

What's the simularity between birthdays and toilets? Men ALWAYS miss both.

How many men dose it take to change a toilet roll? Who knows? It's never happened.

This list is endless... end of session one!!
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And how do you know when your wife is dead?

The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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LOL, pick me up someone , my ribs hurt
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lol good stuff hehe
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Here are three little words guaranteed to destroy a man's ego. "Is it in? boo whoo
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(Q) Why do women continue to write lists like the one above?

(A) In hope that one day they can find a REAL reason to put down men.

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And how do you know when your wife is dead?

The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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And how do you know when your wife is dead?

The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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(Q) Why do women continue to write lists like the one above?
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Why do women make lists like this.

Because they have nothing better to do than bitch about men.
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