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Old 08-14-2002, 02:57   #1 (permalink)
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How graceful can you be.........

Hello fellow members, How graceful can you be when the time counts....... Heres my story
Whilst finally having some quality time alone i thought what a great opportunity to wash the car.....SWEET
So here i am at Laserwash when this DROP dead gorgeous wearing next to nothing 17-18yr old chick gets out of her Ford Corsair & proceeds to wash her car.... Just as i finish & about to chamois my car she comes over & starts chatting with me.:oo1: As if we are old friends. Her name is Sara & goes on about how shes a beautician & has always been an AVID Ford fan... Especially of the V8 Variety. So here i am standing there wif my mouth 1/2 open trying to keep my eyes on where theyre supposed to be when she gives me her mobile phone number & walks back to her car like all sophisticated women do:oo1:
So im now just finishing off the windows & opened the drivers door. Just as im about 1/2 way in I hear "Dont forget to call me Brett" as I look up to acknowledge her when my thong wearing right foot slips on the soapy concrete & proceeds to head under the car, with it dragging my ass down & corking it on that stoopid seat Height adjusting lever, followed by my right temple hitting the doors arm rest dragging the rest of me to the cold wet clammy concrete..... Lets just say i have no idea to her reaction as i was too busy driving outta there..... How graceful can you be when the time counts:dead:
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Old 08-14-2002, 03:03   #2 (permalink)
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ah man, well described! I know I shouldnt be laughing, but what else could you do in a situation like that!

At least you'll have something to talk about when you call her!
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Old 08-14-2002, 03:19   #4 (permalink)
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I'm sorry, I had to wipe the tears from my eyes before I could find the keyboard.

You poor bugger!, think of it this way, you might get the sympathy *cough* in!

Please lets us know what happens when you call her!



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looks like it will be atleast a week.... The swelling on my left cheek is rather tender to say the least
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Old 08-14-2002, 03:28   #6 (permalink)
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Go for the sympathy move , get some attention as women love to mother a sick guy.
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Old 08-14-2002, 03:30   #7 (permalink)
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You are so in, regardless of slipping over...
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Old 08-14-2002, 03:49   #8 (permalink)
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hey who knows she probably thinks that it was cute or something...u know what chicks are like
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Sympathy bar humbug! Personally as a cabbie if any 'glamourous' women give me a phone number I know their type......

Though she may not be the type of lady I may be thinking of at least she likes a good Ford.

Want to get glamourous ladies phone numbers all the time, drive
a cab, nuff said.
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...u know what chicks are like
After 40 odd years ... I still don't !
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