Hello fellow members, How graceful can you be when the time counts....... Heres my story
Whilst finally having some quality time alone i thought what a great opportunity to wash the car.....SWEET
So here i am at Laserwash when this DROP dead gorgeous wearing next to nothing 17-18yr old chick gets out of her Ford Corsair & proceeds to wash her car.... Just as i finish & about to chamois my car she comes over & starts chatting with me.:oo1: As if we are old friends. Her name is Sara & goes on about how shes a beautician & has always been an AVID Ford fan... Especially of the V8 Variety. So here i am standing there wif my mouth 1/2 open trying to keep my eyes on where theyre supposed to be when she gives me her mobile phone number

& walks back to her car like all sophisticated women do:oo1:
So im now just finishing off the windows & opened the drivers door. Just as im about 1/2 way in I hear "Dont forget to call me Brett" as I look up to acknowledge her when my thong wearing right foot slips on the soapy concrete & proceeds to head under the car, with it dragging my ass down & corking it on that stoopid seat Height adjusting lever, followed by my right temple hitting the doors arm rest dragging the rest of me to the cold wet clammy concrete..... Lets just say i have no idea to her reaction as i was too busy driving outta there..... How graceful can you be when the time counts:dead: