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Old 07-24-2003, 03:07   #1 (permalink)
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How to identify where a driver is from...

One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: NEWCASTLE.

One hand on wheel, middle finger out window: ALBURY.

One hand on wheel, middle finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic, gun in lap: BRISBANE.

One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: CANBERRA.

One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator: MELBOURNE.

Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: ADELAIDE, but driving in SYDNEY.

One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SYDNEY.

One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's bag out the window: DARWIN.

Four-wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, roo tails attached to antenna: QUEANBEYAN.

Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 50 km per hour on the Pacific Highway in the left lane, with the left blinker on: GOLD COAST.

One hand on the wheel, the other on his sister: HOBART.
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Re: How to identify where a driver is from...

no hands on wheel: perth....
See some bloody shocking drivers around here
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classic......
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Old 07-25-2003, 01:12   #4 (permalink)
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One hand down front of pants, the other in the pocket of victorian motorists... $teve Bracks
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ahhhhaha you said it "theman"
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One hand down front of pants, the other in the pocket of victorian motorists... $teve Bracks
Priceless....
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One hand down front of pants, the other in the pocket of victorian motorists... $teve Bracks
Sounds about right
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Eyes nervously searching bushes on side of road.....AUSTRALIA
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one hand on wheel, one hand out window. eyes on 10" tacho BUNDABERG
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