After Ken Oaths Academy Award winning performance on how to lose a women in 24 hours or less. if your wondering any tips to keep your dollbaby, tutz, sugar or whatever you wish to call her blissfully happy. This will probably degrade into a crude display of sexual heroics but here some little advice from somebody who has been happily married for nearly 37 years
1. Never keep to routine- variety tis the spice to life.
2. Do something special every weekend or if your on a pension like me
every month or so. Does not need to be a 200 dollar dinner in the city
fish and chips by the sea is far more romantic.
3. Spill your guts every now and then to your mrs they hate it being
left in the dark.
4. Woman value cuddles and kisses more than lovemaking unless both
of you are real randy. As you get older it gets less important unless
you have one of those mid-life crisis things. I was too busy working
to be selfish anyway.
5. Silence is deadly when she is all quiet and happy be worried she
is probably fooling around. Women nag and goad you to be better
just as men complement their wifes often about their bodies its
a two way street. Atleast when you argue it makes making up
all that more fun don't ever go to sleep angry they say.
6. Help her out with the chores now and then and get her to help
you out on the car. When you value what each of you do you
complain less negatively and work to better everything in your life.
Not all criticism is all bad.
How to get a woman.
1. Aiming to high- remember just becuase she is a pretty face does
not mean her heart is pure. Id prefer the later as the others I
think are 'snake women' who use their looks as a weapon and
become all desperate when they get older as their looks fade
there is nothing left to offer. Of course sexual attraction is a
big thing for us men but also see if she's a softy to unless you
like hell rasin redheads.
2. Fear is the mindkiller- you like a girl, why don't you introduce yourself
or regret it for the rest of your life. Don't do it too soon either observe her and her friends be noticed though not too overt- body language by her should do all the talking though nothin filthy either by you and no direct stares straight away may scare em off. Be friendly and somewhat aloof always be somewhat mysterous- women love that.
That unknown quantity about yourself is what will make them go out with you atleast in my case, being predictable never works. Just let it all flow as well show some vunerability though be stern and masculine find
that right mix and she'll be swinging from your finger.
3. Protective- I like being protective about my lass and so should you
well not shielding her from the outside world of course
but making your presence known. She should not be used
as bragging rights to you mates either " look what bitch I
picked up on a Friday night etc etc".
4. Vunerable (Woe is Me)- hopefully she is going out for you more than
you drive a nice car, have a nice psysique, are suarve
or wave money around like its going out of fashion.
Show your real self on the second date (ok no bogan
dressing). Show your so-called frailties and see how
she responds and she should return the same. If she
does not let out be worried she is after you for all the
wrong reasons. Bait them in many questions - how do
you feel about- im not all what i seem and so on-
use those leading questions to extract information
on how her MIND works.
5. Romance- many books written though I'll leave that to you.
With a name like "RamRod" he must know how to please the women! :)
My only advice is if you cant get along with your partner without having to resort to doing anything other than being yourself then you shouldnt be together!
Oh and Putting big brother on in my house only enrages her more! She hates it!!
John so true and so easy I wonder why they think it is so hard aigh?
I should have known not to talk to people half my age about women, o well. Phoenix-EB your on the right track I think, they've probably written down my suggestions to ovoid a messy divorce if there married that is :)
My wife hates TV (apart from ABC nature documentaries) and is a mad gardener though I've bought her a 1948 Morris Minor and where restoring it together. She is quite good at panelbeating. O I forgot you fellows arn't married. She does cook and clean but we do share roles
after all it amazing what things you take for granted.
Im on a airforce pension folks she must really love me otherwise would have left me years ago. You blokes are softies you're just not game enough to admit it.
I forgot I ordered you some mail order brides .There speaking a funny langauge and asking for your address ebxr8240. There is this loverly Russian blonde broad who can't stop thinking about you!
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