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Old 04-21-2004, 02:07   #1 (permalink)
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how many FF readers does it take to change a light bulb?

i stole this off another site, its more than likely on this one already, im sorry if it is

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

8 to make bad mum jokes about who's mum was changing the lightbulb at who's house, and what they were doing there in the first place

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

53 to flame them

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"

6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

4 to claim their light bulb makes more power than anyone else's

1 to point out that those figures were made on MRT's disney dyno, and subsequently don't count.

18 to argue that a light blub dyno is mearly a tuning tool

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy"

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again

cheers Steve
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Old 04-21-2004, 02:12   #2 (permalink)
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Re: how many FF readers does it take to change a light bulb?

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4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
well it seems i'm #1... didn't we go through this already a short time ago?
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Re: how many FF readers does it take to change a light bulb?

I'm sure i've read this atleast twice before
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Re: how many FF readers does it take to change a light bulb?

seen it at least once before on here still a laugh though
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Old 04-21-2004, 05:35   #5 (permalink)
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18 to argue that a light blub dyno is mearly a tuning tool

Isnt it a light bulb not a light blub??
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Re: how many FF readers does it take to change a light bulb?

Anyway it's lightbulb not light bulb
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isnt the technical name light globe?
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Re: how many FF readers does it take to change a light bulb?

Do Herrods sell DJR spec bulbs and how long would he take to fit them?
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Light Bulbs are RICE!!!!
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Old 04-21-2004, 15:27   #10 (permalink)
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Re: how many FF readers does it take to change a light bulb?

But do they come in blue and v10 varieties?
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