Mmm, high pressure wash.
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Sydney, Australia
How to Piss Off A Woman
Tie her to the bed, describe all the erotic things you plan to do. Then go bowling.
Ask her how she prepared a meal. If she wants to know why you want to know, say "So I don't make the same mistakes."
Tell her YOU have a headache, but you're willing to suffer with it through sex just to please her.
Imitate her having an orgasm while dining out.
Fake your own orgasm while dining out.
Tell her you've applied for the position of blowjob inspector at the nearest whorehouse.
After sex tell her the doctor assured you it isn't contagious. Then faint.