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Old 08-23-2004, 03:19   #1 (permalink)
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How true :P

Because I am a Man...

Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire
long after hypothermia has set in. The RAA is not an option. I will win.

Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the
bonnet and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another
man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix
these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't
know where to start". We will then drink beer and break wind.

Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me soup and
take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You're a woman. You never get
as sick as I do, so for you this isn't a problem.

Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the
store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like
"cumin" or "tofu". For all I know, these are the same thing. And never,
under any circumstances, expect me to pick up anything for which "feminine
hygiene product" is a euphemism. (F.Y.I. guys cumin is a spice and not a
bodily function.)

Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops working, I will insist
on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as
much, once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together.

Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control in my hand
while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole show
looking for it (though one time I was able to survive by holding a
calculator).


Because I'm a man, I do not want to visit your mother, or have your mother
come visit us, or talk to her when she calls, or think about her any more
than I have to. Whatever you got her for Mother's Day is okay; I don't need
to see it. And don't forget to pick up something for my mother, too.

Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie. Chances
are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't .... and if you are feeling
amorous afterwards ... then I will certainly remember the name and recommend
it to others.

Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what you
were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine.
With the belt or without it, looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine.
Can we just go now?

Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the year 2004, I will share
equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the
cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes, and I'll do the rest ....... like
wandering around in the garden with a beer wondering what to do.



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Gold hahaha
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Old 08-23-2004, 03:41   #3 (permalink)
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hahah thats fantastic MN!
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Old 08-23-2004, 03:44   #4 (permalink)
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like wandering around in the garden with a beer wondering what to do.
Hehe... too true!!!
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hahahaha, you have just described my husband perfectly
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Mother Nature has been stalking me !!!!
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And your point is?

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No point

Just a top email I got today

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