I did the right thing on Valentine's Day
Got up early today and made toast and eggs and bacon. Nearly finished eatiing it when the missus came into the kitchen. Obvious she'd been lying in bed smelling it and thinking I was making it for her. Asked me what I was doing. "Well," I said "seeing how it's Valentine's Day, I thought I'd make my own breakfast." She didn't seem that grateful. I'll never understand women.