I scare small children.
Today, going to class, I was heading down the stairs when I see a mother and her young child standing at the bottom of the staircase. As I proceed, the small kid turns around and I swear, his eyes become the size of dinner plates....
The kid starts screaming a the top of his lungs, and doesn't stop until I have gone dow the stairs, down the hall and into my classroom. It had to have been one of the funniest things I've seen recently. I just couldn't stop laughing, then again, everything is funny after only 4 hours of sleep.
Hello, my name is Trey, and I scare little kids. :D
I have a full tank of Unleaded...
5 liters and 12 cylinders of fury....