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Old 07-19-2003, 09:18   #1 (permalink)
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biggrin I.T. acronyms

MCSE
Minesweeper Con******t and Solitaire Expert

MBA
Mediocre But Arrogant

PhD
Piled High and Deep

IBM
I Blame Microsoft
Idiots Buy Me
Idiots Building Machines
I'll Buy Macintoshes
It Bit Me
It Built Microsoft
It's Better Manually
I've Been Mislead
I've Been Mugged

WWW
World Wide Wait

ATM
Another Technical Mistake

DOS
Defunct Operating System

BASIC
Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

ISDN
It Still Does Nothing

LISP
Lots of Infuriating and Silly Parentheses

DEC
Do Expect Cuts

CA
Constant Acquisitions

PnP
Plug 'n' Pray

PC
Pretty Cheap

CD_ROM
Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

OS/2
Obsolete Soon, Too.

SCSI
System Can't See It

FORTRAN
Fortunately Our Readers Take Refreshers At Nightschool.

PCMCIA
People Can't Memorize Computer Industrial Acronyms

Macintosh
Most Applications Crush; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

APPLE
Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

MICRO$OFT
Mac Imitation from a Corrupt Roguish Organization Selling Only Faulty Technology
Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

WINDOWS
Wholly Inadequate Needless Damned Outrageous Waste of Space
Well, It Never Does Operate With Speed
When I Need Data Output Without Speed
While Idle, Needs DX or WorkStation
Will Install Needless Data On Whole System


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Replace The F&*$ing Manual
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Old 07-19-2003, 23:46   #2 (permalink)
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Old 07-20-2003, 00:22   #3 (permalink)
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Re: I.T. acronyms

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EDS:
Everything Done Slowly
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Do you work for EDS as well !!!!!!
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NAH. I work for DEC... I mean Compaq...I mean HP
I have had a fair bit to do with EDS over the years.
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heheh yeah we deal with EDS as well, seems everyone has the same thought about them...
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Pave-Tack-

Pave Tracked down?

funny joke for those who know it. All the bloody volumes of information you had to go through just to find then log a simple fault in it.

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IDtenT clients!

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