I.T. acronyms
MCSE
Minesweeper Con******t and Solitaire Expert
MBA
Mediocre But Arrogant
PhD
Piled High and Deep
IBM
I Blame Microsoft
Idiots Buy Me
Idiots Building Machines
I'll Buy Macintoshes
It Bit Me
It Built Microsoft
It's Better Manually
I've Been Mislead
I've Been Mugged
WWW
World Wide Wait
ATM
Another Technical Mistake
DOS
Defunct Operating System
BASIC
Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
ISDN
It Still Does Nothing
LISP
Lots of Infuriating and Silly Parentheses
DEC
Do Expect Cuts
CA
Constant Acquisitions
PnP
Plug 'n' Pray
PC
Pretty Cheap
CD_ROM
Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2
Obsolete Soon, Too.
SCSI
System Can't See It
FORTRAN
Fortunately Our Readers Take Refreshers At Nightschool.
PCMCIA
People Can't Memorize Computer Industrial Acronyms
Macintosh
Most Applications Crush; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
APPLE
Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
MICRO$OFT
Mac Imitation from a Corrupt Roguish Organization Selling Only Faulty Technology
Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
WINDOWS
Wholly Inadequate Needless Damned Outrageous Waste of Space
Well, It Never Does Operate With Speed
When I Need Data Output Without Speed
While Idle, Needs DX or WorkStation
Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
RTFM
Replace The F&*$ing Manual
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