Casper

I swear, I must have woke up in some weird ass parallel universe this morning.

This is a conversation I had with my wife at 9:08am.. yes, AM!!
This discussion was about what we were going to do, where we were going to go today.


Casper “So, what’s the plan for today?”

Wife “Nothing” …note, venom dripping from her voice

Casper “Why?”

Wife “because it’s too late!”

Casper “What? It’s only 9 in the morning. Why is it too late?” … note stunned disbelief in my voice

Wife “Cause we only have a limited amount of time”

Here ends the conversation. How the hell am I supposed to respond to a comment like that? Limited time till what, the world ends, the house blows up…what??

At this point my brain went into illogical lock and a sharp stabbing pain started in my temple… possible aneurysm from the insanity of the last comment.

So all I can think of is I’m in a parallel universe where 9am is actually 2pm … either that or I have gone insane!

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EFFalcon

what did you do wrong this time :D

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Chad_XF

thats women 4 you yes, mess with your head they do (yoda voice)

Bent EA

Oh my god you insensitive prick. hehehehehehe

You do realise what you did wrong?
You were born with a penis. This sin is unforgivable and will be held against you by women for the rest of your life.

hehehehehe.

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DansEdgli

last night my girlfriend yelled at me, so when she stopped at the traffics light 20 mins from my house i got out and walked. She wasnt expecting that.

Strange creatures those women.

Casper

Beats the hell out of me, but by 9am it was too late!!!!

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Donut King

maybe you should have stayed in bed till 2pm

I did :s3

smciner1

You didn't miss a Birthday or Anniversary or anything else like that did you?

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Casper

Update, just pulled out the trusty pocket calendar... I've been got by PMS!

I never stood a chance, I was a dead man walking as soon as I woke up this morning.

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Sammy

Bloody women, can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em!