I swear, I must have woke up in some weird ass parallel universe this morning.
This is a conversation I had with my wife at 9:08am.. yes, AM!!
This discussion was about what we were going to do, where we were going to go today.
Casper “So, what’s the plan for today?”
Wife “Nothing” …note, venom dripping from her voice
Wife “because it’s too late!”
Casper “What? It’s only 9 in the morning. Why is it too late?” … note stunned disbelief in my voice
Wife “Cause we only have a limited amount of time”
Here ends the conversation. How the hell am I supposed to respond to a comment like that? Limited time till what, the world ends, the house blows up…what??
At this point my brain went into illogical lock and a sharp stabbing pain started in my temple… possible aneurysm from the insanity of the last comment.
So all I can think of is I’m in a parallel universe where 9am is actually 2pm … either that or I have gone insane!