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Old 07-22-2004, 02:18   #1 (permalink)
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If it really was a mans world......

1. Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack on the arse and a
"Cheers for the sex - now **** off" would pretty much do it.

2. Birth control would come in ale or lager.

3. Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29, so it would only occur in leap years.

4. On Mothers Day, you'd get the day off to go drinking.

5. Instead of "beer-belly", you'd get "beer-biceps".

6. Tanks would be far easier to rent.

7. Every woman that worked would have to do so topless.

8. Every man would get four real “Get out of Jail” Free cards per year.

9. Telephones would cut off after 30 seconds of conversation.

10. When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen when the ball goes out of play.

11. Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed as an acceptable response to "I love you."

12. The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.

13. "Sorry, but I got wasted last night" would be an acceptable excuse for absence and/or poor time keeping.

14. Lifeguards could remove people from beaches for violating the "public ugliness" ordinance.

15. Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards.

16. Lager would have the same effect as Viagra.

17. "Fancy a shag" would be the only chat up line in existence and it would work every time.

18. Everyone would drive at least 150kph and anyone driving under that would be fined.

19. Dinner break would happen every hour and the boss would hire in strippers and 2000 a night hookers for the duration of those breaks.

20. Saying "Let’s have a threesome. You, me and your sister" to your wife/girlfriend would get the response, "What a great idea!!"

21. Harrier jump jets would take you to and from work.

22. Everyone would have a real Light Sabre and any disagreements would be settled by a fight to the death.

23. Vomiting after 20 pints would actually make you more attractive to the opposite sex.

24. When it was time to leave work, a whistle would sound and you'd get to slide down the back of a Brontosaurus like Fred Flintstone.
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Re: If it really was a mans world......

Ahhhh.......

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Re: If it really was a mans world......

If only it was......
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Old 07-22-2004, 04:37   #4 (permalink)
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Now that would be a perfect world
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Old 07-22-2004, 07:23   #5 (permalink)
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Hahahah, some good ones there Shane, but most are very true.
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Re: If it really was a mans world......

amen to that, definately a perfect world there

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Re: If it really was a mans world......

Umm...but that happens to me every day!

Nice one Shane.
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ohh if only...*sigh*
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Old 07-25-2004, 02:32   #9 (permalink)
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Umm, that is my world!
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