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07-12-2001, 20:44

Nerw Skaife Holden AD.

Im a control freak....Thats why I like standing in the rain with my pink umbrella wearing my cute red Holden shirt with white stains on it which I would never wear on the float at the Gras, waiting for a piece of sh*t to hit me......preferably from behind......mmmm yeesss.....im a control freak.....

Thats why my close friend is russ, who likes to tie me up when we sleep together, leaving my red shirt on while he has his way.....im a control freak......

Thats why I got rid of craig because he was upstaging me, yet still manage to be his boss .... im a control freak.....

Thats why I promise sexual favours to those gorgeous men who administer AVESCO and especially my boss at HRT if they let me win and ignore my unsportsman like tantrums....im a control freak.......

Any further script text is welcome.......

HSE2 · 07-12-2001, 20:51

Yes very good.

Adam W · 07-12-2001, 20:55

MadMax I'm starting to think that old Skaifey is not your favorite driver.

:D :D

07-12-2001, 22:43

That's a nice poem you should post it on LS1 and see if they appreciate your poetic abilities :wink2: :wink2:

07-12-2001, 23:04

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Originally posted by gtho4
That's a nice poem you should post it on LS1 and see if they appreciate your poetic abilities :wink2: :wink2:

could not be bothered........they are a waste of space.

07-12-2001, 23:13

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Originally posted by Adam W
MadMax I'm starting to think that old Skaifey is not your favorite driver. :D :D

Get a copy of Today's tele (in sydney) and turn to page 115 - its an easy job for skase (woops sorry skaife) to impersonate the dildo he actually is.......

Hobbes · 07-13-2001, 01:00

I'm really starting to think you have some issues you need to deal with ... This Skaife/homosexual fixation can't be healthy ... :eek:

HSE2 · 07-13-2001, 01:06

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Originally posted by Hobbes
I'm really starting to think you have some issues you need to deal with ... This Skaife/homosexual fixation can't be healthy ... :eek:

Coming from a guy with over 5000 posts in Holden land

Hobbes · 07-13-2001, 01:08

I'm sure that that last post is the first I've ever made on the subject of Skaife's sexuality (or any race drivers for that matter). :)

C'mon guys - seriously, isn't this kinda childish?

Donut King · 07-13-2001, 01:17

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Originally posted by Hobbes
I'm sure that that last post is the first I've ever made on the subject of Skaife's sexuality (or any race drivers for that matter). :)

C'mon guys - seriously, isn't this kinda childish?

Yeah even I think that things are going a little too far....