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I'll try my chances on a Blonde Joke

A blonde college student was walking around town one day looking to
>earn some money. She got an idea to go door-to-door and see if she
>could get some money that way. She came to one house and the man
>told her she could paint his porch for him so she said she would do
>it for $50 and the guy thought this was such a great price and said
>OK and thought nothing of it. So, he told her the paint and stuff
>was in the garage so off she went. He went inside and his wife said,
>"Does she know that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
>"I'm not sure," he said "I'll go see." So he went to the front door
>and as he opened it the blonde was standing there. "All done" she
>said. "Really?" the guy asked. "Yea, I even put 2 coats on for you."
>"Wow," the guy said, "I'm really impressed."
>"By the way," the blonde added,
>"it's not a porch it's a Ferrari."

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Heheh I have also heard this joke with the variations of Mika Hakkinen and Michael Schumacher, although why those two may want to earn some extra money by doing odd jobs is beyone me :eek: :D
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hahaha heard it before but it i so true of the blondes that i have talked to.
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