I'll try my chances on a Blonde Joke
A blonde college student was walking around town one day looking to
>earn some money. She got an idea to go door-to-door and see if she
>could get some money that way. She came to one house and the man
>told her she could paint his porch for him so she said she would do
>it for $50 and the guy thought this was such a great price and said
>OK and thought nothing of it. So, he told her the paint and stuff
>was in the garage so off she went. He went inside and his wife said,
>"Does she know that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
>"I'm not sure," he said "I'll go see." So he went to the front door
>and as he opened it the blonde was standing there. "All done" she
>said. "Really?" the guy asked. "Yea, I even put 2 coats on for you."
>"Wow," the guy said, "I'm really impressed."
>"By the way," the blonde added,
>"it's not a porch it's a Ferrari."
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152.2RWKW (APS dyno)
Switchable Shift Kit, K&N panel filter, Lukey straight thru mufflers, momo gear and steer,
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